Had to fire this dumbass gringo

Isn't taco tu Madre 'taco your mother'?

lol i knew this shit was coming. 😀

I'm all for passing Legislature that will change the name of all TACO BELLS to AMERICAN BELLS.. taco's will be renamed FREEDOM MEAL and Julipo's if there is such a thing, will be renamed.. PATRIOT FOOD.

Originally posted by metal machine Man, I spent all my savings opening up my new restaurant, Taco Tu Madre and thought I'd add a little diversity to the place by hiring this jug-eared white idiot to wait tables. I don't want the government on my back you know, so thought having a gringo around would help to show I'm fair to minorities and all, you know, because we don't have too many gringos here in Calexico. Anyway, within a day Jughead starts screaming about the menu being written in "Mexican". So the guy is pointing to sentences on the menu like "Taco Special: Three churros for the price of two!" and he's screaming to the customers. This really got out of hand: Jughead (yelling): My friggin' rights is violated, now you greasers is writin' in Mexican and forcin you own culture on me, and I gots my own culture..." Me: Uh, dude, that's English on the menu, and there isn't any language called "Mexican". You know, that sentence is just describing our churros special, which is our special du jour... Jughead: Duja wha? Now you trying to force me to speak Mexican along wid the rest of you wetback spics! Me: No, no, it's not that, that's just part of our a la carte menu... Jughead: Allah Carte? You fucking Arab Mexicans is the ones who bombed the Trade Center with all those Iraqis! Fucking un-American animals! Allah Carte and Mohammed too can suck my American dick before you take over this great country... Anyway, the next day I catch Jughead standing behind a door looking at our diaper changing room while beating off. I just hope he was looking at the pretty little lady from San Diego who was changing her kids diapers, but I'm not so sure. At first we thought he was just going in there because of his dyslexia and he couldn't read the sign "nursery", and Julio and Javier were getting tired of trying to teach the guy to read English, but now I'm not sure his going in and out of the place had anything to do with his dyslexia. Manuel Menendez Owner Taco tu Madre OH MY GOD! Damn. But that was hee-fuckin'-larious. *whew* Furious1

Su madre es puta is Fuck your mother I believe....

Originally posted by metal machine Man, I spent all my savings opening up my new restaurant, Taco Tu Madre and thought I'd add a little diversity to the place by hiring this jug-eared white idiot to wait tables. I don't want the government on my back you know, so thought having a gringo around would help to show I'm fair to minorities and all, you know, because we don't have too many gringos here in Calexico. Anyway, within a day Jughead starts screaming about the menu being written in "Mexican". So the guy is pointing to sentences on the menu like "Taco Special: Three churros for the price of two!" and he's screaming to the customers. This really got out of hand: Jughead (yelling): My friggin' rights is violated, now you greasers is writin' in Mexican and forcin you own culture on me, and I gots my own culture..." Me: Uh, dude, that's English on the menu, and there isn't any language called "Mexican". You know, that sentence is just describing our churros special, which is our special du jour... Jughead: Duja wha? Now you trying to force me to speak Mexican along wid the rest of you wetback spics! Me: No, no, it's not that, that's just part of our a la carte menu... Jughead: Allah Carte? You fucking Arab Mexicans is the ones who bombed the Trade Center with all those Iraqis! Fucking un-American animals! Allah Carte and Mohammed too can suck my American dick before you take over this great country... Anyway, the next day I catch Jughead standing behind a door looking at our diaper changing room while beating off. I just hope he was looking at the pretty little lady from San Diego who was changing her kids diapers, but I'm not so sure. At first we thought he was just going in there because of his dyslexia and he couldn't read the sign "nursery", and Julio and Javier were getting tired of trying to teach the guy to read English, but now I'm not sure his going in and out of the place had anything to do with his dyslexia. Manuel Menendez Owner Taco tu Madre :biglaugh: 😀 😀 😀 😀 :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Thats the funniest thing Ive read all week!!!! Allah Carte!!!!

aaahahahhaaaa! MM is on top of it. fucking gringoes...

Metal cracks me up!

Heh heh...was wondering how long this would take.

ROTFL

'Bout time! Stupid crackers! 😀

Originally posted by TheSpectre Su madre es puta is Fuck your mother I believe.... No actullay that means your mom's a whore LMFAO

Fuckin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn, that was funny. :biglaugh: