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pumped78
(@pumped78)
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Posts: 6
09/04/2019 10:50 am  

Make sure you read this! Are you a health risk?

With male obesity now rampant in many parts of the world but especially
in the USA, I feel it is my patriotic Duty to offer the Swift Exercise
Diet (SEX Diet) to the
general public.

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody has offered a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities. So, now after 50 years of "original and
proprietary" research I am proud to present these scientifically
achieved results for your information.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands.................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary.......................................12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real......................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: (At age)

20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over............................. Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly.................................................32 Calories
In a hurry..........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521

What doesn't kill me will make me stronger & wiser!!!!


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jboldman
(@jboldman)
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09/04/2019 11:28 am  

jb


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Big Cat
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09/04/2019 12:21 pm  

No wonder I stay so lean

Good things come to those who weight.

The Big Cat is a researcher and theoreticist. His advice must never be taken in the stead of proper advice from a medical professional, it is entirely intended for research purposes.


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GettinSwole
(@gettinswole)
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Posts: 64
09/04/2019 12:52 pm  

Hilarious.


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ready2explode
(@ready2explode)
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Joined: 1 year ago
Posts: 165
09/04/2019 1:32 pm  

LOL! This has to be bumped...

"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience."
~W.B. Prescott

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
~Albert Einstein


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Myke
 Myke
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Posts: 17
09/04/2019 2:07 pm  

wow its really amazing that there are also details about it..good job


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