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ramblingman
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Reconstructive doctors of the world were having a meeting in Japan to discuss current procedures and technics. Doing a little bragging the Japan doctor said one day a man was working at a factory here in Japan. He got his arm cut off in a accident. So we fitted him with a robotic arm. He was back to work in 3 months. Well he worked so well when he went back to the factory that 100 employees were put out of a job due to his work output. The Russia doctor replied thats not shit. We had a guy in Russia get both his legs crushed in a freak factory accident. Well they had to be amputated. So we made him new legs. And the new legs were ten times faster and stronger than a regular mans legs. Well he went back to work and worked so efficently he put 500 people out of work!!!! The American doctor then said, you guys have nothing on us americans. We where walking down the street one day and smelled a fart. We caught it in a paper bag. We built a body around it and called it George W Bush and he is gonna put a whole damn country out of work!!


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dragonsfury
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Even if I was a Bush hater, this joke wouldn't be funny. lol


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No body seems to realize that it was the democrats "Clinton administration" that sold out so much of our technology and manufacturing. This was not done by Bush, in fact Bush is pushing very hard to stop the export of jobs from the USA. You want to talk about Jobs call Wallmart "fucking sell outs" and ask them why they are the 8th largest trading partner to China. Every time you walk into a walmart you take a dollar out of an American pocket and send it strait to China cause lets face it, its not the workers get rich in that company its the few execs and Chinese manufactures.


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massmyth
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Bush is a free trader too. If Bush is working so hard save American jobs, tell me why he is opposed to the Tancredo bill that would limit the number of foreign visas? btw...that joke was awful.


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SoCalJay
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Originally posted by plate No body seems to realize that it was the democrats "Clinton administration" that sold out so much of our technology and manufacturing. This was not done by Bush, in fact Bush is pushing very hard to stop the export of jobs from the USA. You want to talk about Jobs call Wallmart "fucking sell outs" and ask them why they are the 8th largest trading partner to China. Every time you walk into a walmart you take a dollar out of an American pocket and send it strait to China cause lets face it, its not the workers get rich in that company its the few execs and Chinese manufactures. Yeah but everytime I walk into a wal-mart I keep $10 in my pocket. Compete or starve! I wish more people would starve and die.


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slickrick
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what do you call a blonde with 2 black eyes? i told ya once bitch. what does a large peperonni pizza and a mexican have in common? a large peperonni pizza will feed a family of 4 whats a blonde say after sex? ya'll on the same team?:D


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bodychem
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Originally posted by slickrick what do you call a blonde with 2 black eyes? i told ya once bitch... No, no. It goes this way; What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice...


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SoCalJay
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Originally posted by slickrick what does a large peperonni pizza and a mexican have in common? a large peperonni pizza will feed a family of 4 You eat mexicans?


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Satan
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lmfao at scj


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hitman48
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Did you know OJ Simpson mom was happy to hear he is coming home for Thanksgiving............................................yea she needs someone to slice up the white meat


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Valryan
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Oh yea, well do you know why cave men drug their women around by their hair?........... Cause if they drug them around by their feet, they'd fill up w/ mud.


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