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Valryan
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This is a serious question. Does anyone here know the amount of calories and protein in an average "sample" of semen? I can't get a real answer and I thought some of you might know. Or even know if it's been tested.


   
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Durabolin
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How much you swallowing a day like?!


   
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It's about 2-5 calories and one tenth of a gram of protein.


   
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Valryan
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Originally posted by Ass Man It's about 2-5 calories and one tenth of a gram of protein. Where did you find your info? Just curious. Someone told me there was more protein than that and about 8-10 calories.


   
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Durabolin
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Unless you're chugging down a pint of it at the docks everyday how does it matter?!


   
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Valryan
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I'm just curious, I thought you guys would know, cause y'all know a lot about dieting and y'all love sex. Did you know that pineapple makes it taste really good?


   
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slickrick
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depends on the size of the load.:D


   
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Ya gotta worry about a man knowing the nutritional content of semen... But I'll tell you what..the next cumdumpster I bump into...I will make her blow me thrice daily until she weighs an extra pound of bodyweight. Then divide total calories in a pound of bodyweight by the number of times she blew me. Elementary Watson...elementary 🙂 FOX


   
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reservoir dawg
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I guess it depends on the size of the load.. Im assuming Peter North's load could be a meal replacement for some..


   
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Valryan
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How about a tablespoon, so we can get past the amount question.?


   
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Originally posted by Valryan Where did you find your info? Just curious. Someone told me there was more protein than that and about 8-10 calories. Peter North might have about 8-10, but the average is around 5 IIRC. Semen is 90% water and has more carbs than protein. How do I know this? I'm a biologist and I like to read studies relating to things like this.


   
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durakelt1
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Is that calories or kilocalories? With most food we talk of calories but really we mean kilocalories.


   
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Satan
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i'm sure she mean kilocalories


   
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Yes, Kcals.


   
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