Pasta Fazoolli!!!

I got an Italian Fiancee..so...u know how it is eh? 1 clove garlic 1 tbsp olive oil 1 stalk celery 1 cup precooked, steamed rice. 1 potato, cut up. 1 can whole tomatoes. 1 can white kidney beans. 1 can black eyed beans. 1/2 cup lentils. salt and pepper. 3 cups water. simmer chopped garlic and celery in olive oil. Puree tomatoes, add tomatoes. Add potatoe. Drain beans, add. Add lentils. Add 3 cups of water. Salt and pepper to taste. Simmer on low heat 3/4 hour. Stirring occationaly. Add water as needed. Add rice. simmer 10 more min. Eat. And if u don'not like it, well 'den u can just fo'get about it eh! Capish?